WASHINGTON — Although they were barely able to mount a collective consensus on the debt ceiling, seating arrangements, or even what Joe Biden should wear to dinner at his in-laws’, Democrats and Republicans both conceded that Sheena Lastly, a White House research intern, looked like “a total ho-bag” last night.
“A black sequined dress and stilettos? What does she think she’s doing – posing for Anthony Weiner?” said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who prefers to wear his stilettos in private.




